Leno, It's Time You Let Your Chin Dangle

By now you've probably heard about the dumb assness goin on over at N.B.C. It seems like the network wants to move Conan O'brien's "The Tonight Show" to a 12:05 am time slot...

I know that there has been a ton of negative criticism towards Conan since he took over The Tonight Show, but seriously when didn't people criticize either the Coco (Conan) or Mr. Chinface (Jay Leno)?

I'm not a 100% sure, but as I recall Jay decided to call it a day years ago, but later couldn't do it and "The Jay Leno Show" was established.

Now after just 7 month of Conan's run as "The Tonight Show" host, the network wants to slaughter what ever they've got left of logical professionalism. Did you watch some of N.B.C.'s new line-up? For f***'s sake! how many fucking Law and Order spin offs can you make??!!!

Well the interwebs as well as the mainstream media are all over the controversy. With Conan fans starting groups against Leno's chin actions, supporting Conan 100%.

While Late Night hosts are tearing Jay a new one, specially Jimmy Kimmel who did an episode of his show "Jimmy Kimmel Live" dressed as Jay Leno, after which, Leno got him on a episode of "The Jay Leno Show" thinking he'll put em in his place, which back fired EPICLY!


Then comes Letterman, which if you ever followed some of the "Late Night" drama, you'd know how he's feel about Leno. So naturally he tore Leno, as well as NBC executives a new one.


Craig Ferguson, also jumped on the wagon and poked fun of the situation.



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2012: Only For The Douche!

Get ready for the cheesiest ride of your life, 2012 manages to make the last moments of planet earth, the gayest ride in human history (with commercials).

The story centers around a divorced couple, trying to save their children from the global chaos erupting around the world, with the ex-wife's [Amanda Peet] new boyfriend [Thomas McCarthy] being the third wheel of the situation (Ok so he flies the plane, big deal! in today's world you'd be a douche if you dont know how to fly a plane, meh)

To add a little more cheese to the cheesiness, Woody Harrelson plays the mad man that was right all along...seriously it's getting old.

I was really looking forward to rocking this bitch out of a movie, thinking it would have a shit load of chaos theories and arguments to do with the mayan calender and what not, but like every thing in the movie, my expectations where crushed. (hehe!)


One of the best parts of the trailer (apart from all the big ass explosions, and tsunamis) was when big Johnny Cusack (I didn't get much sleep, bare with me) was talking to the Peetster about the global epidemic, and she's like "you need to calm down" and he replies back "when They (La Government) tell you not to panic, that's when you Run!" that was pretty awesome, but when you wrap that around the rest of the movie, it's like Kermit the Frog telling Yogi Bear lets run away from the big bad monkeys trying to toss feces at us.

The movie runs over 2 and half hours, and through out the plot there is plenty of gayness to go around, like when Jackson [John Cusack] is getting the map out of Charlie's van (Woody Haarrelson), while his kids, ex-wife and boyfriend are getting ready to fly the plane, out of "Yellowstone National Park" which will soon become a volcano, the most generic/predicatable scenario breaks in:

(I'll be using more appropriate names for the characters)

Douche Bag (Gordon, aka "the boyfriend): We gotta leave!

Sissy Son, that needs a smack on the face: NO! he is my dad!

Then faggy Cusack comes out of the melting abyss that he was about to die into with... you guessed it.

5 Days after the movie's premiere, South Park aired their season finale, which was a parody episode titled "Pee". The episode literally pissed on the whole thing.

The movie keeps up the cheesy till the end, and closes with a classic cheesy moment of "father and son save the day" progressing into "will the hero/father survive"...obviously?


Conclusion: The movie is made by the same creators of "Independence Day" and "The Day After Tomorrow" and seriously adds NOTHING new, even the special effects as High Def as they where still are not enough on any level to make this movie worth your money. Unless your a fan of cheesy disaster films with a thin story line, and weak character development, then 2012 is the movie for you.


Rating: Go watch Die Hard instead.

Kanye West Speaks With Leno

You probably watched one of many youtube parody clips about the Kayne West/Taylor Swift VMA moment on stage, as in Kanye interrupting Swift during her acceptance speech, praising Beyonce's video as one of the best videos of all time (apparently he was trying to point that there was some sort of a scam, really? it's the VMAs douche bag, it's all a fucking scam!) but that's not the point (if it was I would've posted about this a long time ago, meh)

Following the VMA's Kanye appeared on the "Jay Leno Show" (basically the tonight show in a different time slot, and a different set) to perform along with Jay-Z and Rihanna. Prior to the performance, West sat down with Leno to talk about the incident in which Jay decided to give him a low blow, asking him what his late mother would've thought about the whole thing.

Kanye West has a great publicist if you ask me.

Whatever this whole thing is, it certainly marks the end of Kanye West being a respected musician and marks the beginning of his journey as part of "the league" of washed up celebs. It's not like the first time he does something like that but people seem to have had enough of him and his auto-tune crapness.

It's been reported that Barrack Obama supposedly called West a "jackass" when asked about the whole thing, there is an audio clip of him talking to some people about it...not sure how legit this is though...